I was the butt of a practical joke last night.
Orientation for the law studies program at Saint Mary’s was being held at the “Tom & Marjorie</st1:placename>
Saint Mary’s College has a very pastoral campus; deer grazing with their fawns is a common sight. Wildlife and flowers abound throughout and I’m not talking about the undergrads.
Walking towards the rear of the main campus I became lost and did not know where the
One girl tells me, “Just keep walking straight up this hill, you’ll cross a large parking lot. Keep walking straight. It will start to get dark but don’t worry. The
I thanked the two young women and began my uphill trek.
Sure enough the parking lot was right where the ladies said it would be and I crossed the parking lot. I kept telling myself “Keep walking straight.” Sure enough it started to get very dark-just like the ladies said. I kept walking straight. After about ten-minutes there was no concrete sidewalk underneath my feet and I was walking on a dirt pathway. I stopped to look around; it was completly dark with no lights anywhere. Then I hear, “MMOOOOOOOooooo.” I was standing five-feet from a live cow grazing on the dark hillside.
Welcome to Saint Mary’s College lawyer_scum. You wanted a pastoral college – you got pastoral college. Be careful for what you wish for, you might get it.